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Baby Mamas Drama
 
With her fiancé and baby daddy about to be locked up Tameka “Tiny” Cottle has found a project to occupy her time during his absence.  Riding off the success of T.I.’s  MTV reality show “Road to Redemption”  (where camera crews chronicle  Tip’s  final days of freedom), the X-Xscape member has landed a reality show of  her own (which I’m sure will make The Real Housewives of Atlanta look like a work of art).  Cottle, alongside Lil Wayne’s ex-wife (Dayum…who knew he was ever married) and baby mama, Antonia Carter, will have their lives filmed for the whole world to see (WHHHHHHYYYY????).  The show will document the daily activities of the “I lucked up and had a baby (or three) by a rapper” duo. 

 Tiny, who was slated to open her own nail salon in mid February, says the docudrama will expose the flip side of being a celebrity’s chic and mother of six (dayum, I guess she wasn’t going to stop until she struck gold only the last 2 of the 6 are by her soon to be husband).   Antonia Carter and Tameka Cottle were spotted at dinner a few nights ago in Atlanta with a few friends and ish load of camera crews.  Sources overheard the table of ladies laughing and talking about none other than…money, clothes and men (The Housewives of ATL are looking better by the minute).  Khandi (songwriter and former Xscape member), Joy (Wife and “battered” baby mama of Lyfe Jennings), and Monica (r&b singer and baby mama to multiple rap artist) are also scheduled in the lineup.  So kids, set your DVRs cause this is surely one Reality Drama that is not to be missed (make sure yall take good notes so you can tell me all about it…my DVR does not record tradgedies)!

Now what Bi%*ch!… Suge Responds to his TKO!
 
Yall may remember that some time ago I reported a story on that “Whew…if I eat one mo’ biscuit… this po’ jacket just don’t stand a chance”, Suge Knight.  In a nutshell, I reported and posted pics (check my archives), of Knight after he got his azz waxed by an anonymous member of  The Jah-fakin Jamaican, Akon’s camp.  Well quite as kept…that member was unveiled to be Akon’s  tracklayer, Detail.   It was this “ONE HIT” wonder that knocked Knight’s lights out at a party in AZ.  Now yall know that wasn’t going to be the end of that drama…the bearded Weeble Wobble (and HELL YES he falls down) is up to his same ol’ ish.

  In predictable Bitch Knight fashion, days later Akon’s “in house” beat maker was raided by a group of armed men.  The thieves made off with an estimated $300,000 worth in cash, jewels, clothing, and other random merchandise including recording equipment and keys to a Mercedes-Benz. 

 But get this…after being scared shitless and clueless to WTF was going on, the bandits shed light on their raid by stating, “Oh BTW…Suge said “Now What!” , in that Yeah Bitch…Say Suummmm fashion, as they exited the scene.  Meanwhile, back at the ranch… the real Suge wallows in his big bed and plays with his pee -pee, my bad, his Nintendo Wi.  Regarding his relationship with Knight, Akon says, “All I know, we always had peaceful conversations. I’m trying to figure out why it’s escalating to this extent. We never had no problems.” But the Lonely hit maker is confident the situation will be resolved amicably, adding: “All I can do is the right thing. Everything always works itself out.”
  (TRANSLATION…”Hell Naw I don’t know ish I ain’t seen ish, and I ain’t saying ish,  Suge aint gon beat the F#%k outta me!”

 Wow, that Hollywood thug life is a BEAST!
 
 
Kobe down…Maid to Go!  Bryant’s Wife Kirks on the HELP!!!
 
Well yall, it seems that NBA Superstar Kobe Bryant’s wife has grown tired of beating on him.  Since his publicly broadcasted Raping and Pillaging of a white girl at a ski resort (as the media would have you believe), Kobe’s “baby mama”, Vanessa has had him under her reins.  First it was the Purple Diamond (although I believe it was just an amethyst with unbelievable clarity), then it was the second child, now this bitch wants the maid.  Having ‘Baby Daddy’ and the kids in check, V decides to go domestic.  This trick is now praying on CONSUELA.  No really, this chic literally abused the housekeeper.

  It’s been reported that the gold-digger, oops, Vanessa makes the help sit in corners when mistakes are made and physically reprimands them.  Ms. Bryant has gone as far to command one staff member to fish through a bag of dog feces to retrieve a price tag for an expensive blouse, according to the lawsuit filed by Maria Jimenez. The Plaintiff also claims that she was promised health insurance by the Bryants upon being hired, but that when she fell ill, and went to seek medical attention, she found out there was no insurance policy.  She is now suing the couple for violating labor laws and making her life a living hell.   

I know Kobe sitting in the Cut like “Shid, I’m just glad it ain’t me no mo.”
 
 

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