45 Degrees of Blackness

Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 7:00am | 6 Comments | 1 Recommendations

Rabbit Ears Out

By Sean Couch

The "Marked" NBA Player


According to the Columbia Guide to Standard American English, the slang use of “rabbit ears” - when applied to sports - describes those adversely affected by uncomplimentary remarks from spectators or other players. It doesn’t make any mention of a referee’s whistle when defining “rabbit ears.”

When I played in the old Continental Basketball Association back in 1989 for the Quad City Thunder, I didn’t mind spectators or other players riffing at me. It was the bad ref call that always got me my “rabbit ears.”

I remember getting three quick ones from ref Ron Garretson, who works in the NBA now, on a night an NBA scout was in attendance to see me. I just had a great game against future Knick Chris Childs the night before and now all of a sudden, my aggressive ball-hawking style was taken from me. I was worried that every move or decision I made would end up in a foul. I felt locked up and marked like a criminal in court, arrested by a whistle. Needless to say, I didn’t play well.

I ended up getting teched and sitting out of the rest of the game. Imagine the frustration - with one good game, your salary could jump from $500 a week to $5,000. All I got in the end was a $75.00 fine for a tech that represented 25% of my after-tax paycheck, in addition to a scolding from the coach about my on-court demeanor.

I learned that day that a ref’s whistle is a real powerful thing. When used abusively, it can enter a shadowy territory that I call “rabbit ears out” - making a call based on the rep of a player that affects the outcome of a game. In my case, I had a mouth like Gary Payton and the body language of Rasheed Wallace. I also possessed the attitude of a kid who grew up on the rough New York City playgrounds who was used to the physical contact that is incidental to playing. Many players from the inner-city are like me.

When ex-NBA referee Tim Donaghy was found guilty of gambling on games he officiated, I felt good about every Rasheed Wallace complaint. I felt every Gary Payton, hands-on-hips, head wagging comment made to a ref who’d stopped the flow of the game with a tick-tack foul. Both players are playground-tested and have the swag of the neighborhood.  I felt for every player who got “marked.” Now we have Kenyon Martin.

On November 14 in Cleveland this year, Martin blew up a screen set by Cavalier Anderson Varejao that looked real NBA tough and clean. Kenyon has big “rabbit ears” and he’s always in the middle of a brawl because of his chippy play. New Knick Tim Thomas said a few years ago that K-Mart is a fake tough guy, - one of the most disrespectful things any player can say to another.

Referee Joey Crawford, who had teched him for a hard elbow to guard Mo Williams’ grill the play before, gave him a flagrant foul in the fourth quarter with 55 seconds left in the game when Cleveland was up by 11. Martin was subsequently thrown out the game for not leaving the court in a timely manner. So now, instead of saying, “Kenyon’s acting a fool,” I’m thinking about the spread and how Kenyon is looking like a “mark” tonight. I’m not a gambler at all but the call now took on a whole new meaning to me as viewer of NBA basketball.

My mind raced. Does Joey hang out with a mob mole on the road or a childhood friend that likes to gamble? Is Joey angry that he’s underpaid? Does Joey like to identify the most demonstrative of players and scheme? Keep in mind that Crawford was the same man who wanted to pick a fight with the humblest of big men, Tim Duncan, and was indefinitely suspended by NBA Commissioner David Stern for conduct that was deemed “unprofessional” by the league in 2007.

So as the games continue this year, check for Kenyon, Rasheed and other players with similar demonstrative demeanors and let us know if you see a ref entering the dangerous zone of “rabbit ears out.” Hit us with a comment and tell us why the NBA should try to do everything in its power to keep your favorite pro on the floor and in the game when it counts the most.

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  • 1

    Hey Sean, I remember you from back in the day, and although I write music for this site, I have long been ahoop junkie and historian…I know you have some CBA history with one of my homeboys from Bridgeport, CT., Wes Matthews, a player, who by virtue of his raw talent, speed, and athleticism, was ahead of his time. Maybe we can collaborate on a piece one day.

    > MICHAEL DUNHAM

    Posted 12.10.08 at 2:45pm PST
  • 2

    I remember that bullsh*t Joey Crawford pulled on Tim Duncan. I was watching that game, and I remember it having all kinds of playoff implications. He deserved every bit of that suspension.

    I never played ball anywhere near the level that you did, but I have experienced the same thing with refs whose whistle-blowing was questionable, at best.

    > Leon Scott

    Posted 12.10.08 at 4:18pm PST
  • 3

    It would not shock me if any more Refs are shaving points. I constantly see certain Refs bait players like Rasheed, Kenyon and Ron Artest all the time. There’s also too much inconsistency when it comes to calling fouls in the paint.

    > Carl Elliott

    Posted 12.10.08 at 9:17pm PST
  • 4

    Wes Matthews was a little bit ahead of me. An amazingly gifted scorer. He would come down to the city in the summer and work out with my father’s organization. His era had pros like Gus Williams, Cornbread Maxwell, Ernie Grunfeld, and the King brothers.

    My era saw NBA’ers like Mark Jackson, Kenny Smith, Steve Burtt and Tony Campbell came through our gym among others.

    > Sean Couch

    Posted 12.10.08 at 11:23pm PST
  • 5

    so, in essence, you were a crybaby on the basketball court, in addition to being a very good player. and you have an excuse, and make excuses for others, for having temper tantrums like spoiled rotten little brats when they don’t get their way?

    i can’t stand some grown man acting like a complete idiot because of some ref’s whistle. let’s take the whole gambling thing out of the discussion, because that seems like an isolated incident.

    as far as i’m concerend, i don’t care who it is. if kobe and lebron acted like idiots in the openiong minutes of a finals game 7, i’d toss both of them the same way the ref tossed you!!!

    > bookman

    Posted 12.11.08 at 1:36pm PST
  • 6

    Bookman -

    I hear you. When your young and impulsive things happen, but when your “marked” as I felt I was, I reacted in a way that played into the power of the whitstle. As I look back on it, I should have done it different, but as we look at the reality of refs who gamble, it’s always in the back of your mind. I wouldn’t refer to myself as a “crybaby”, more like an “agitator” who would question a call and look for an explanation. Good refs would say what you did, others would tell you to shut up and play. If you have ever competed, you appreciate a ref that tells you the deal rather than one who ignores you.

    > Sean Couch

    Posted 01.04.09 at 6:33pm PST

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